Could Someone Give Me A Hand Here?

Help! I'm addicted to Mountain Dew! Someone just left this perfectly good cup of Dew sitting here.

Can I get it open on this side?

Nope! What about on this side?

Nope! How about I just cut to the chase?

Bite a hole in the straw and suck the Dew out that way???

It might work.

This cute little squirrel kept us entertained for a few minutes at Downtown Disney this week. He never did get to the Dew :(. He finally gave up and went on his way.